So yesterday in my computer class we were learning and talking about the gigabyte. How wonderful is the gigabyte! My life could probably be stored in less than 3 gigabytes (; Anyways as were talking about it I started thinking about lunch. That got me thinking about salt and pepper and where it comes from, which got me thinking about Salt N' Peppa, the early 90's rap group. "They probably made a lot of money," I said aloud.
The more I thought about it, the more I decided I wanted to make a lot of money just like Salt N' Peppa. "But I don't know how to make excellent songs?" I thought, "how will I make money?" I decided to ask my Professor, Dr. Martin. He told me I needed to create something that you could sell a lot of and sell it at a profit. "Oh", I said,"that seems hard."
After thinking about what people would buy a lot of, I thought of food and clothes. I decided against food because I ain't good at that sort of thing at least my parents always say so (: so I decided to make t-shirts.
"But what t-shirt is best?" I thought. I remember my grandma saying she likes cute t-shirts. "I'll make cute t-shirts!" I exclaimed aloud. After much deliberating, the cutest thing I could think of was a baby Koala bear hugging a baby black bear with the caption, "Beary Good Friends."
So far I have pitched my t-shirt idea to local venture capitalists in order to generate capital to get the wheels in motion on my business but up to this point there has been no interest.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Facebook Profile Update
I recently updated my personal information on Facebook. You might be surprised the more you learn about me.
Personal Information
Activities:
Personal Information
Activities:
- Fencing (Not the sport but the thing that goes around yards), I like trying on funny hats, "Playing the Game" (You guys know what I mean! LOL!)
- Interests:
- I like making beads into necklaces. I like doing gags (if you sit on a whoopee cushion, don't be surprised if I am standing there behind you with a big grin!)
- Favorite Music:
- All Things Blunt, James Blunt!
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Dinosaurs (Gave us such hilarious quotes as "I'm the baby, gotta love me!" and "Not the Mama") Comedy in America has been on the decline ever since ABC decided to cancel Dinosaurs just as I had predicted.
- Favorite Movies:
- Steve Martin in the Pink Panther series is unreal! My formula to create best movie ever: Robots+Aliens+Robin Williams+Sandra Bullock
- Favorite Books:
- "Everything You Would Want to Know About Me"-Robin Williams
"Gotta Have My Pops; The Story Behind Corn Pops"-General Mills
"105 Things to Do With a Piece of Wood"-Charles Ramsey - Favorite Quotations:
- "THAT'S GOTTA HURT," it doesn't matter who says it, it always cracks me up.
Pretty much anything that Amanda Bynes says she is HILARIOUS!!!!
Austin Power quotes such as "Yeah, Baby, Yeah!", "Oh Beeeehave", etc.. - About Me:
- HEY! Where's my soup?! LOL!
My Newest Movie Idea
Scene from "Family Dinner" (a comedy-horror film)
Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.
Mom: What would make you think that?
Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.
Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.
Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.
Mom: What time does it say?
Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!
Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)
Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.
Mom: What would make you think that?
Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.
Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.
Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.
Mom: What time does it say?
Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!
Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
It's For The Youth
Sam's and mine EQP handed out these lists last Sunday. I've been thinking about them all week, interesting stuff!
Top 10 Best EFY Songs:
1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel
Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth
1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!
Top 10 Best EFY Songs:
1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel
Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth
1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
A Little JoJo Magic
1. Think of your crush
2. Make a heart with your hands
3. Kiss the heart
4. Put the heart where your real heart is
5. Post this on your favorite love song
Tommorow your crush will tell you they love you with all their heart and ask you out
Love, Jazzy
Hammock Connundrum
Having a hammock at our house this summer has been both a blessing and a curse. Blessing, in that it provides relaxation. Curse, in that it sets up for weird situations. As the temperature has gotten warmer and disputes amongst roommates have become more hostile, more people have found their way spending the night in the hammock.
I am a night owl and as such get home late enough that someone is already is sleeping in the hammock. This is where the weird situations have come in, the hammock is always covering their faces so I never know who it is. I have made several mistakes waking up the wrong person. One time, I woke up my bunkmate's father (he was drunk! LOL!). Another time I thought my cat-looking roomate was in there but when I went to wake him up, it turned out to be just a couple of cats. I also woke up an undercover cop, luckily they didn't have anything to arrest me for unless saying, "Wakey, Wakey" is a crime : ) A week ago was the most annoying however, I woke up this guy running for city council. I think he was fake sleeping and set the whole thing up trying to get another vote. After I woke him up, he kept me up talking and talking about all his positions and what he was going to do to clean up this city, yada, yada, yada, I didn't get to bed until 5 A.M. (Needless to say I had some serious bedhead the next day)
After all of this I finally decided to institute a label rule that reads. "If you sleep on the hammock, you must have a label of at least 24" that states your name, hometown city, and favorite animal."
So far so good but yesterday, I got duped by the cats again (How can a human look so much like a cat!)
I am a night owl and as such get home late enough that someone is already is sleeping in the hammock. This is where the weird situations have come in, the hammock is always covering their faces so I never know who it is. I have made several mistakes waking up the wrong person. One time, I woke up my bunkmate's father (he was drunk! LOL!). Another time I thought my cat-looking roomate was in there but when I went to wake him up, it turned out to be just a couple of cats. I also woke up an undercover cop, luckily they didn't have anything to arrest me for unless saying, "Wakey, Wakey" is a crime : ) A week ago was the most annoying however, I woke up this guy running for city council. I think he was fake sleeping and set the whole thing up trying to get another vote. After I woke him up, he kept me up talking and talking about all his positions and what he was going to do to clean up this city, yada, yada, yada, I didn't get to bed until 5 A.M. (Needless to say I had some serious bedhead the next day)
After all of this I finally decided to institute a label rule that reads. "If you sleep on the hammock, you must have a label of at least 24" that states your name, hometown city, and favorite animal."
So far so good but yesterday, I got duped by the cats again (How can a human look so much like a cat!)
Monday, April 20, 2009
Hotel For Dogs 2: The Unofficial Script
Slammy and I gotz to thinking about a pretty kool movie concept the other day...
So get this, in Hotel For Dogs 2 the dogs would need a hotel but there's a catch... the hotel for dogs would be run by the craziest thing you could think off... BABIES! Think of the hilarious konundrum's that would happen. For example scene 1, we run out of dog food so what to the doggies eat...Gerbers! Scene 2, the doggies run out of kitty litter so what to the babies do... put some Huggies on our furry friends. And with all the new babies in Hollywood it wouldn't be hard to get a cast for this film.
While we were talking we came up with some sequels for the future...
HOTEL FOR DOGS 2: DOGGY STYLE!
So get this, in Hotel For Dogs 2 the dogs would need a hotel but there's a catch... the hotel for dogs would be run by the craziest thing you could think off... BABIES! Think of the hilarious konundrum's that would happen. For example scene 1, we run out of dog food so what to the doggies eat...Gerbers! Scene 2, the doggies run out of kitty litter so what to the babies do... put some Huggies on our furry friends. And with all the new babies in Hollywood it wouldn't be hard to get a cast for this film.
While we were talking we came up with some sequels for the future...
HOTEL FOR DOGS 3: IN THE DAWG HOUSE
This would be about a bunch of comic gangsta's who get in trouble by their lovers and have to spend the night in the backyard in the... DAWG HOUSE! We're thinking Sinbad should probably take the lead role plus soundtrack featuring Mr. Bombastic remix by Shaggy. Plus a cameo from Michael Vick, what a perfect way for him to apologize to the public!
HOTEL FOR DOGS 4: FRIENDS
This would be a spinoff of the TV Show Friends only the cast would be completely dogs. Joey=Dalmation+ Monica=French Bulldog = LOL!
-Jazzy
-Jazzy
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
APRIL 1
I LOVE APRIL FOOLS! My brainstorming process for the big day begins every year on April 2nd.
This year might have been my best prank yet. A month before April Fools I went on a double-date where we watched "Baby's Day Out." Besides entertaining me and keeping me laughing all night long, it gave me an idea for April Fools. I have a bunch of friends that are construction workers and have been working on a house for some time. My idea was I was going to find a baby and dress it in construction worker clothing (including the hardhat! LOL!) and I would drop it off at the work site and have it work with the "boys" for a day. Imagine the conversation among the construction workers:
-"Is this baby really going to be working with us all day long?"
-"No, it's YOUR turn to change his diaper"
-"I don't know what boss was thinking when he sent a baby to work, he can't do anything."
-"NAP TIME IS UP BABY!"
-"Can you put these holes in the wall baby?"
Unfortunately, that idea will have to wait for another year as I couldn't get any parents who would agree to me using their kid for a prank (C'mon lighten up parents)
What I came up still centered around the baby idea. I changed my answering maching from my personal recording to a recording of a baby babiling. People got so confused. I got notified by bunch of people alerting me that a a baby had stolen my phone. I asked them if they got the baby's name. They said they couldn't understand him (I wonder why, it's a baby, duh!). Some people didn't get it altogether and just asked me why I had a baby on my answering machine (get a sense of humor people!) The cutest response was from my handicaped friend Jarom, he asked my friends if I had turned into a baby. Cute!
I am already on the drawing board for next year. Watch out!
This year might have been my best prank yet. A month before April Fools I went on a double-date where we watched "Baby's Day Out." Besides entertaining me and keeping me laughing all night long, it gave me an idea for April Fools. I have a bunch of friends that are construction workers and have been working on a house for some time. My idea was I was going to find a baby and dress it in construction worker clothing (including the hardhat! LOL!) and I would drop it off at the work site and have it work with the "boys" for a day. Imagine the conversation among the construction workers:
-"Is this baby really going to be working with us all day long?"
-"No, it's YOUR turn to change his diaper"
-"I don't know what boss was thinking when he sent a baby to work, he can't do anything."
-"NAP TIME IS UP BABY!"
-"Can you put these holes in the wall baby?"
Unfortunately, that idea will have to wait for another year as I couldn't get any parents who would agree to me using their kid for a prank (C'mon lighten up parents)
What I came up still centered around the baby idea. I changed my answering maching from my personal recording to a recording of a baby babiling. People got so confused. I got notified by bunch of people alerting me that a a baby had stolen my phone. I asked them if they got the baby's name. They said they couldn't understand him (I wonder why, it's a baby, duh!). Some people didn't get it altogether and just asked me why I had a baby on my answering machine (get a sense of humor people!) The cutest response was from my handicaped friend Jarom, he asked my friends if I had turned into a baby. Cute!
I am already on the drawing board for next year. Watch out!
My Business Idea
The Entrepreneur Club on campus this week is sponsoring a "Business Idea Opportunity" where students submit business ideas for a start-up company. The best idea as determined by the "E-Club" gets a $10,000 of funding for their idea.
Me, being bogged down by school didn't have the time to submit an idea although I do have one. Here is my proposal:
Business Name: DogChildren
How I got the Idea: I got this idea from observing a bunch of my married friends. Being so young and in school they feel like they are not quite prepared for children. A bunch of them have considered pets but they feel whenever they go shopping at the pet store it is hard to find a pet they could call their own.
Problem: They can't find a pet they can call their own.
Solution: That is where DogChildren comes in. What I am hoping to do with DogChildren is to artifically impregnate the women with a pet dog. I've seen baby dogs and they are very small at birth, thus pregnancy would be fairly easy. Although expected mothers would still be expected to not smoke or ride inappropriate rollercoasters. I think the sense of love the couple would have for the DogChildren would almost equal that of their real children. With DogChildren there also would be the opportunity for multiple-revenue streams. We could sell balloons and banner with the caption, "IT'S A DOG" for the couples after birth of their DogChildren.
Potential Problems: Up to this point, we lack the technology. To be honest as far as artificially impregnating a women with a dog I have no idea where to even start. Also I am lacking a respectable logo. So far what I am thinking is a dog with a backwards hat but there has got to be something better.
Me, being bogged down by school didn't have the time to submit an idea although I do have one. Here is my proposal:
Business Name: DogChildren
How I got the Idea: I got this idea from observing a bunch of my married friends. Being so young and in school they feel like they are not quite prepared for children. A bunch of them have considered pets but they feel whenever they go shopping at the pet store it is hard to find a pet they could call their own.
Problem: They can't find a pet they can call their own.
Solution: That is where DogChildren comes in. What I am hoping to do with DogChildren is to artifically impregnate the women with a pet dog. I've seen baby dogs and they are very small at birth, thus pregnancy would be fairly easy. Although expected mothers would still be expected to not smoke or ride inappropriate rollercoasters. I think the sense of love the couple would have for the DogChildren would almost equal that of their real children. With DogChildren there also would be the opportunity for multiple-revenue streams. We could sell balloons and banner with the caption, "IT'S A DOG" for the couples after birth of their DogChildren.
Potential Problems: Up to this point, we lack the technology. To be honest as far as artificially impregnating a women with a dog I have no idea where to even start. Also I am lacking a respectable logo. So far what I am thinking is a dog with a backwards hat but there has got to be something better.
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