Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Wanna Earn a Million Dollars?

So yesterday in my computer class we were learning and talking about the gigabyte. How wonderful is the gigabyte! My life could probably be stored in less than 3 gigabytes (; Anyways as were talking about it I started thinking about lunch. That got me thinking about salt and pepper and where it comes from, which got me thinking about Salt N' Peppa, the early 90's rap group. "They probably made a lot of money," I said aloud.

The more I thought about it, the more I decided I wanted to make a lot of money just like Salt N' Peppa. "But I don't know how to make excellent songs?" I thought, "how will I make money?" I decided to ask my Professor, Dr. Martin. He told me I needed to create something that you could sell a lot of and sell it at a profit. "Oh", I said,"that seems hard."

After thinking about what people would buy a lot of, I thought of food and clothes. I decided against food because I ain't good at that sort of thing at least my parents always say so (: so I decided to make t-shirts.

"But what t-shirt is best?" I thought. I remember my grandma saying she likes cute t-shirts. "I'll make cute t-shirts!" I exclaimed aloud. After much deliberating, the cutest thing I could think of was a baby Koala bear hugging a baby black bear with the caption, "Beary Good Friends."

So far I have pitched my t-shirt idea to local venture capitalists in order to generate capital to get the wheels in motion on my business but up to this point there has been no interest.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Facebook Profile Update

I recently updated my personal information on Facebook. You might be surprised the more you learn about me.

Personal Information

My Newest Movie Idea

Scene from "Family Dinner" (a comedy-horror film)

Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.

Mom: What would make you think that?

Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.

Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.

Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.

Mom: What time does it say?

Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!

Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Twitter Update

Sam is the cleanest boy in America!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

It's For The Youth

Sam's and mine EQP handed out these lists last Sunday. I've been thinking about them all week, interesting stuff!

Top 10 Best EFY Songs:

1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel

Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth

1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Little JoJo Magic

While watching this music video, follow these instructions:

1. Think of your crush

2. Make a heart with your hands

3. Kiss the heart

4. Put the heart where your real heart is

5. Post this on your favorite love song

Tommorow your crush will tell you they love you with all their heart and ask you out

Love, Jazzy