Monday, January 7, 2008

St. Patrick's Day Tale

*FWD: Once upon a time a prince ran into an old wiseman. The prince asked the wiseman if he believed in lucky charms.
He replied, "I don't but I do believe in magic. I am so hungry right now."
The wiseman left for the bakery.

* This isn't a forward yet but I am hoping you will make it one.

Getting the Ball Rolling on my Movie Idea

As many people know I have been spending some of my spare time writing a movie script. So far this is what I have come up:

Scene 1:
Robots:We will kill humans if they do not fix us!

Uncle Joey: Chill Out Robots! (laughs)

Raven (From "That's So Raven"): You 'bots' need to learn some table manners, you all have milk mustaches from supper.

Robots (in unison): We must have more 2% milk or humans will die.

Mike Meyers (in Scottish Accent): Sounds like someone woke up a wee bit on the wrong side of the battery. HEED, get in here. (Switches to Austin Powers accent) Yeah baby,Yeah!

(Uncle Joey and Raven exit holding hands, leaving Mike Meyers and the Robots, a tractor comes on stage driven by an alien)
End of Scene 1

Modern Medical Miracle!!!!!

Few would've thought that for having a dental surgery in the morning... I would have been able to 1. Walk home 2. Have lunch three hours afterwards 3. Look virtually the same as when I went into the Dentist's office....
but that was exactly the case after my latest surgery last Thurs. I've often wondered what Charles Dickens and Mark Twain would think about modern dental practices..... I think they would be amazed.
You probably are wondering, "Who is your dentist and what is his number that I may call him?" With all respect to my dentist, Dr. Erekson, he is a great dentist but in the dental field he would be regarded as ordinary. I think in the end it had more to do with the modern technology and less to do with special talents or powers that Dr. Erekson possesses. Thurs. Jan. 3 was the third time I have gotten fillings (I got 1 on each side of my mouth) but the miracle of modern dentistry will not be under appreciated!