Wanna Earn a Million Dollars?

So yesterday in my computer class we were learning and talking about the gigabyte. How wonderful is the gigabyte! My life could probably be stored in less than 3 gigabytes (; Anyways as were talking about it I started thinking about lunch. That got me thinking about salt and pepper and where it comes from, which got me thinking about Salt N' Peppa, the early 90's rap group. "They probably made a lot of money," I said aloud.

The more I thought about it, the more I decided I wanted to make a lot of money just like Salt N' Peppa. "But I don't know how to make excellent songs?" I thought, "how will I make money?" I decided to ask my Professor, Dr. Martin. He told me I needed to create something that you could sell a lot of and sell it at a profit. "Oh", I said,"that seems hard."

After thinking about what people would buy a lot of, I thought of food and clothes. I decided against food because I ain't good at that sort of thing at least my parents always say so (: so I decided to make t-shirts.

"But what t-shirt is best?" I thought. I remember my grandma saying she likes cute t-shirts. "I'll make cute t-shirts!" I exclaimed aloud. After much deliberating, the cutest thing I could think of was a baby Koala bear hugging a baby black bear with the caption, "Beary Good Friends."

So far I have pitched my t-shirt idea to local venture capitalists in order to generate capital to get the wheels in motion on my business but up to this point there has been no interest.