Facebook Profile Update

I recently updated my personal information on Facebook. You might be surprised the more you learn about me.

Personal Information
Activities:

Fencing (Not the sport but the thing that goes around yards), I like trying on funny hats, "Playing the Game" (You guys know what I mean! LOL!)

Interests:

I like making beads into necklaces. I like doing gags (if you sit on a whoopee cushion, don't be surprised if I am standing there behind you with a big grin!)

Favorite Music:

All Things Blunt, James Blunt!

Favorite TV Shows:

Dinosaurs (Gave us such hilarious quotes as "I'm the baby, gotta love me!" and "Not the Mama") Comedy in America has been on the decline ever since ABC decided to cancel Dinosaurs just as I had predicted.

Favorite Movies:

Steve Martin in the Pink Panther series is unreal! My formula to create best movie ever: Robots+Aliens+Robin Williams+Sandra Bullock

Favorite Books:

"Everything You Would Want to Know About Me"-Robin Williams
"Gotta Have My Pops; The Story Behind Corn Pops"-General Mills
"105 Things to Do With a Piece of Wood"-Charles Ramsey

Favorite Quotations:

"THAT'S GOTTA HURT," it doesn't matter who says it, it always cracks me up.
Pretty much anything that Amanda Bynes says she is HILARIOUS!!!!
Austin Power quotes such as "Yeah, Baby, Yeah!", "Oh Beeeehave", etc..

About Me:

HEY! Where's my soup?! LOL!

My Newest Movie Idea

Scene from "Family Dinner" (a comedy-horror film)

Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.

Mom: What would make you think that?

Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.

Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.

Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.

Mom: What time does it say?

Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!

Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)