Thursday, June 4, 2009

It's For The Youth

Sam's and mine EQP handed out these lists last Sunday. I've been thinking about them all week, interesting stuff!

Top 10 Best EFY Songs:

1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel

Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth

1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!

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