So yesterday in my computer class we were learning and talking about the gigabyte. How wonderful is the gigabyte! My life could probably be stored in less than 3 gigabytes (; Anyways as were talking about it I started thinking about lunch. That got me thinking about salt and pepper and where it comes from, which got me thinking about Salt N' Peppa, the early 90's rap group. "They probably made a lot of money," I said aloud.
The more I thought about it, the more I decided I wanted to make a lot of money just like Salt N' Peppa. "But I don't know how to make excellent songs?" I thought, "how will I make money?" I decided to ask my Professor, Dr. Martin. He told me I needed to create something that you could sell a lot of and sell it at a profit. "Oh", I said,"that seems hard."
After thinking about what people would buy a lot of, I thought of food and clothes. I decided against food because I ain't good at that sort of thing at least my parents always say so (: so I decided to make t-shirts.
"But what t-shirt is best?" I thought. I remember my grandma saying she likes cute t-shirts. "I'll make cute t-shirts!" I exclaimed aloud. After much deliberating, the cutest thing I could think of was a baby Koala bear hugging a baby black bear with the caption, "Beary Good Friends."
So far I have pitched my t-shirt idea to local venture capitalists in order to generate capital to get the wheels in motion on my business but up to this point there has been no interest.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Facebook Profile Update
I recently updated my personal information on Facebook. You might be surprised the more you learn about me.
Personal Information
Activities:
Personal Information
Activities:
- Fencing (Not the sport but the thing that goes around yards), I like trying on funny hats, "Playing the Game" (You guys know what I mean! LOL!)
- Interests:
- I like making beads into necklaces. I like doing gags (if you sit on a whoopee cushion, don't be surprised if I am standing there behind you with a big grin!)
- Favorite Music:
- All Things Blunt, James Blunt!
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Dinosaurs (Gave us such hilarious quotes as "I'm the baby, gotta love me!" and "Not the Mama") Comedy in America has been on the decline ever since ABC decided to cancel Dinosaurs just as I had predicted.
- Favorite Movies:
- Steve Martin in the Pink Panther series is unreal! My formula to create best movie ever: Robots+Aliens+Robin Williams+Sandra Bullock
- Favorite Books:
- "Everything You Would Want to Know About Me"-Robin Williams
"Gotta Have My Pops; The Story Behind Corn Pops"-General Mills
"105 Things to Do With a Piece of Wood"-Charles Ramsey - Favorite Quotations:
- "THAT'S GOTTA HURT," it doesn't matter who says it, it always cracks me up.
Pretty much anything that Amanda Bynes says she is HILARIOUS!!!!
Austin Power quotes such as "Yeah, Baby, Yeah!", "Oh Beeeehave", etc.. - About Me:
- HEY! Where's my soup?! LOL!
My Newest Movie Idea
Scene from "Family Dinner" (a comedy-horror film)
Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.
Mom: What would make you think that?
Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.
Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.
Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.
Mom: What time does it say?
Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!
Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)
Son: Mom, this isn't Chicken casserole.
Mom: What would make you think that?
Son: I just ate a piece of Uncle Ted's arm.
Mom: No, that is probably just a big piece of Chicken.
Son: I am pretty sure it is Uncle Ted's arm. He is still wearing his watch.
Mom: What time does it say?
Son: 5:30, it's five minutes fast!
Mom: I guess it is Uncle Ted's arm. I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't have time to go to the grocery story. (Laughs)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
It's For The Youth
Sam's and mine EQP handed out these lists last Sunday. I've been thinking about them all week, interesting stuff!
Top 10 Best EFY Songs:
1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel
Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth
1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!
Top 10 Best EFY Songs:
1 - My Earthly Father is a Modern-day Brother of Jared
2 - By the Sweat of My Brow and the Blisters on My Hands I Pull The Weeds Out of My Testimony
3 - The Sanctity of Marriage Between a Man and a Woman
4 - I Love All People (even modern day Gadianton Robbers!)
5 - Beating Pornography with Pure Thoughts and Righteous Living
6 - Even Once is Bad. It's Bad, You Know It (song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
7 - I Can Be A Modest Sariah!
8 - My Father Wants Me To Marry One of the Opposite Sex
9 - The Pearl of Great Price is also in the Scriptures and it's True!
10 - I Would Never Passionate Kiss With A Lemuel
Top 10 Topics Just Barely Left Out of For The Strength Of Youth
1 - You've Got an Erection at a Stake Dance, Now What?
2 - How to Make Funeral Potatoes
3 - 3 Ways How To Handle Walking In On Your Parents Making "Whoopee"
4 - How to Say No To Drugs and Still Look Cool
5 - Is It Really Such A Bad Thing That I Want To Make Out With My Cousin?
6 - "7 Minutes in Heaven, Spin The Bottle, Suck and Blow:" How To Play and Keep Your Standards
7 - I Think My Dad Wears Woman's Lingerie, Is That Normal?
8 - Classic Skating: It's not such a good idea (Wasatch Front Edition)
9 - Feminine Hygiene Is Necessary!
10 - Rated R Movies: Closing Your Eyes in the Bad Parts is Not Enough!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
A Little JoJo Magic
1. Think of your crush
2. Make a heart with your hands
3. Kiss the heart
4. Put the heart where your real heart is
5. Post this on your favorite love song
Tommorow your crush will tell you they love you with all their heart and ask you out
Love, Jazzy
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